They insult my intelligence whenever they ask me to pay $4.00 for a f**king cup of coffee.
I suggest it’s also occasionally too bitter when you buy it from the barista, and it’s always WAY too hot.
I’m far happier with a cup from Dunkin’ Donuts. It tastes better, the large-size cups are bigger, and the tops are better designed so that you can drink them on the go. And if it was good enough for my old man, then it’s good enough for me.
But don’t misunderstand. I am not agreeing with the sanctimonious paranoids boycotting the company because … an absence of reindeer constitutes a “war on Christmas?” Some arguments are so bizarre, I’m too busy scratching my head even to frame a rebuttal. The words “separation of church and state” have never appeared on Starbucks coffee cups. Nor have the words “First Amendment freedoms.” So … is Starbucks also waging a “war on constitutional freedoms?” Should I join the boycott myself, and ally with the angry Christians?
It is said that war makes strange bedfellows, after all.
Eric Robert Nolan, Author 
Stop! Listen! Christ is calling you, Eric. (And He’s in the donuts, because donuts are bread and bread is the body of Christ.)
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Are these free donuts?
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I promise, not all Christians are in an uproar over the instantly infamous red cups. Blame the idiot called Feuerstein.
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Of course you are correct, Dance. I’m sure it is only a vocal minority — my Christian friends are laughing at the whole brouhaha right along with me. 🙂
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Ok, good. I get so worried that everyone thinks all Christians are this moronic. There are actual reasons to boycott Starbucks, but a red cup instead of a cup with Santa on it (because Santa is so Christian) is not one of them.
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LOL — yeah, you sound so much like my friend, Jaine!!
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