Hi!  You guys are AWESOME.

Anyway, yes — I have been googling the location of US military bases and oil reserves, as well as major east-west highways in the eastern United States.  It has been suggested to me that you guys keep track of google searches like that from time to time.

I am NOT one of the bad guys.  I PROMISE.  I am a science fiction writer trying to imagine a fictional future war.  I am trying to write the next novel in my book series.

PLEASE do not send me to Guantanamo Bay.  OR Room 101.

Please do not have Jack Bauer torture me for answers.  Yes, I now he is a fictional character on a television program.  But that Dude is so badass that I think he is actually capable of breaking the fourth wall, and invading our reality, using the superpowers of American pluck and just straight-up murdering everyone.

Oh!  I was perusing the ACLU website the other day only because I was making fun of those liberal clowns!  They say “Fourth Amendment;” I say “DORK Amendment!”  Hahahahaha!  You guys totally know where I’m coming from, amiright?!

Anyway, you guys are doing a GREAT JOB.  You guys are AWESOME.  Seriously.  Shine ON, you crazy diamonds!

Legally yours,

Eric Robert Nolan