— the most concise criticism of my comedy ever??  C’mon, people!!  I’m throwin’ you GOLD!

The joke was as follows.  A good friend of mine referred to the Bush family as a “class act;” I suggested that the class was “Remedial English.”  Hence his candid imperative.

I keep explaining this to everybody, but nobody seems to get it: “I’M F!%$#ING HILARIOUS.”

I’ll be here every night this week, folks.  Tip your waitresses, and don’t forget to try the tuna!!!