OH MY GOSH!! GREAT NEWS!! I’ve tried Windows 10!! And it SUCKS!!

Okay … maybe that’s more like annoying news or sad news. Whatever. You heard it here FIRST!!!

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[EDIT: Wiser minds have informed me that I cannot actually be running Windows 10, because it hasn’t been released yet.  Yes, I am so confused by my new computer that I cannot determine its platform.]

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[UPDATE: I click “New Tab” and all I get is a white screen with the words “New Tab” spelled across it!!  It’s like some minimalist art project designed to f@$% with me!!  It’s 3:15 AM, for God’s sake!!]