I swear I don’t get it. It’s conventional dancing, and not sexually suggestive — not that it’s my business how other people dance anyway.  It’s … innocuous stuff.  It’s Disney Channel-safe.  Go watch it, seriously.

It … should scandalize only the Amish and Mennonites, right?

(I apologize to any Amish or Mennonites if I got that wrong about their religion’s prohibitions. But I’m pretty sure they shouldn’t be surfing the Internet anyway, right?)