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Eric Robert Nolan graduated from Mary Washington College in 1994 with a Bachelor of Science in Psychology. He spent several years a news reporter and editorial writer for the Culpeper Star Exponent in Culpeper, Virginia. His work has also appeared on the front pages of numerous newspapers in Virginia, including The Free Lance – Star and The Daily Progress. Eric entered the field of philanthropy in 1996, as a grant writer for nonprofit healthcare organizations. Eric’s poetry has been featured by Dead Beats Literary Blog, Dagda Publishing, The International War Veterans’ Poetry Archive, and elsewhere. His poetry will also be published by Illumen Magazine in its Spring 2014 issue.

The Tiny Limerick (minus the sauce)

If you want a smile, then check out a few limericks written by my friend A.K. Hinchey. 🙂

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During my unending years of English Language at Uni I had the honour of doing a poetry module or two each and every year. I really loved doing this as my tutors were fantastic published poets such as Carol Rumens. We studied everything from sonnets, haiku’s; all the way through to Limericks and this is what has really caught my attention at the moment. They’re just so fun to do and take very little time. They’re also perfect for the amateur poet just starting out to develop their poetic chakra. A limerick is always five lines and has a rythmic pattern of A, A, B, B, A. There’s also a tempo running through the entire poem which makes it sond almost musical. The thing that always bothered me about them however was most poets insistance on starting them ‘There once was a…’. I know this is the traditional starting…

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A very short review of “Skyfall” (2012).

“Skyfall” (2012) was a decent flick; I’d give it an 8 out of 10. I love modern movies that give us great action sequences without CGI, or at least without cartoonish and incredibly obvious and transparent CGI. The stunts were great. And it had good acting, good directing and fantastic dialogue. I love the way these characters talk.

It suffers from a comparatively weak third act, and a bizarre villain that is far more irritating the menacing. We see no evidence that the bad guy has the physical or mental characteristics to make him an equal to Bond, which is what the movie suggests. (He’s more like a rich jerk with a lisp who talks too much.)

Also … as the “Honest Trailers” gag points out … what happened to the stolen list? Wasn’t that the point of the movie?

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“I am confident in all of this; confident like a haunted doll …”

And here is another great piece by Dennis Villelmi:

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Shots report the ritual; one…two…three…four shots;
The intervals, like they might have been dictated by ritual.
A dog barks, and some tawdry love letters slip from the dry-skinned fingers
Of some anonymous soon-to-be suicidal gal.
I am confident in all of this; confident like a haunted doll, knowing it won’t be long before
I’m “welcomed” into another household cause that household has a young daughter with
A need for dollies.
I know the next ritual will be my welcome mat.
There’s a market for rituals, do long as there’s inspiration to pen those soppy mementos of
Amour.
I’m not penned, not even summoned. I’m the shadow on Fate’s balcony, and the cities are my
Shoeboxes of sundry photos.
I remove the cover from Yonkers, or, well, you name it, and there are the faces, the love letters, and the incantations.
One…two…three…four! The push pins I use to tack up those photos sure are loud. It truly is a matter of caliber.

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If you haven’t checked out the author’s Facebook page for his work, you can find it right here:

https://www.facebook.com/beastdeities

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If you have author friends, call and ask them if the blizzard-borne ghosts have driven them yet to murder their families.

It’s what I’m doing.  (Calling author friends, not murdering my family.)

Then yell “REDRUM” in that creaky voice.  It’s exactly the light-hearted humor that will lighten the stress of severe snowy weather.

New ‘Alien’ Movie Confirmed with Director Neill Blomkamp

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A very short review of “Silent Night” (2012).

I wrote this review three years ago; Donal Logue’s career is alive and well today in “Gotham.”  And, yes, I do get that this is a remake/homage to 1984’s “Silent Night, Deadly Night.”   *****

“Silent Night” (2012) is a fair slasher film, distinguished only by Malcolm McDowell, Jaime King and Donal Logue, whose talents would have been better invested elsewhere. I can only give this a 5 out of 10 at best – it’s more or less a B movie that can provide a late night horror movie fix if there’s nothing else on.

Where has the wonderful Donal Logue’s career gone? He’s funny as hell, and even “Grounded for Life” wasn’t too bad a tv show. A friend and I were asking the same thing about his even better “Blade” (1998) co-star, Stephen Dorff.

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Whatever. I really liked “Silent House” (2011).

Elizabeth Olsen is goddam amazing. Her performance in “Silent House” (2011) alone is worth the price of a rental. She honestly makes me think of a young Jodie Foster.

I’m surprised this film was so widely panned. I thought it was generally good, and I’d give it an 8 out of 10. It was damn scary, and it had some nifty devices going for it. One was its real-time action, another was its exclusive use of very long tracking shots, that were carefully edited to make the entire film look like one, long continuous take. Another was filming a lot of scenes in almost complete darkness – capturing Olsen’s character’s point of view as she flees through a house from a mostly unseen assailant.

Was this supposed to be a twist movie? If so, it failed in that sense. The plot development toward the end was spelled out early on, and when certain items keep popping up, it’s a clincher. If you can’t see what’s going on by the last 15 minutes, you stayed up too late last night. And although this is supposed to be a remake of a Uruguayan film, its “twist” makes it remarkably similar to a well made French horror film from a few years back, which I won’t name to avoid spoilers. (Please follow suit in any comments.)

I’d recommend this …with the caveat that nearly everyone else seems to have hated it.

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Just a few quick thoughts on “Sherlock” Season 2.

The second season of “Sherlock” deserves a 10 out of 10, as the first did. (These “seasons” are really just a trio of feature-length made-for-tv movies.) It has the same fantastic writing, and great acting by Benedict Cumberbatch, along with all the great nods to the original books and stories.

It even gets better, with a logically expanding story that covers the detective’s rise (and fall) as a celebrity, and his final confrontation with James Moriarity, wonderfully played by Andrew Scott. This is one of the best tv shows I’ve ever seen. It’s got all of the flair of a great literary adaptation, with the tension of a procedural thriller like “CSI” or “24.” Amazing stuff.

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My review of “Sherlock” Season 1.

While other 14-year-olds were successfully chasing girls, I was wearing a hat from London and trying to learn Sherlock Holmes’ deduction techniques.  This is a thing.  This is a thing that happened.  Anyway, here is the review I did a couple of years ago when I first saw England’s “Sherlock.”  I was slightly enthusiastic in my praise.

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This … this is a *TV* show?! One episode of Britain’s “Sherlock” is more entertaining than most feature films I’ve seen lately — thanks to high-production values, and incredibly good acting, writing and directing. The first “season” (the Brits call them “series”) is easily a perfect 10.

To give you an idea of how good a show this is, I was hooked on it in under five minutes. (I can’t even say that about “Battlestar Galactica,” which took me a couple of episodes.) I was at a friend’s house and saw Holmes’ first confrontation with his arch-nemesis and apparent equal, James Moriarity in the closing minutes of the final episode. After seeing other bits and pieces (I had stuff going on that night), I renewed my Netflix Streaming subscription just to watch the whole show.

A caveat – I’ve been a Sherlock Holmes nerd since before I was even a sci-fi nerd, and that’s a looooong time. I was introduced to the short stories (and various film adaptations) at age 14 by a bibliophilic uncle, and I was a nut for it. It honestly isn’t as pathetic as it sounds – people who’ve never read the stories don’t really know how dark they were. Holmes fought monsters, assassins, poisonous snakes, and the goddam KKK. Sherlock Holmes was never Miss Marple. People don’t realize that. I even had a genuine deerstalker cap from London, and tried to practice the deduction techniques that Arthur Conan Doyle described in his stories. I sucked at it. (Okay, maybe all this actually is pathetic.)

But this show is awesome, seriously. Benedict Cumberbatch is a great actor, and is perfect as a younger Holmes transplanted to modern London. He has the look (and height) of the literary character, and a great voice for him. The (fantastic) script for the show can’t lend itself easily to line delivery — lots of exposition and jargon that need to be delivered quickly and naturally, but with enough interest and enthusiasm to arouse interest in the viewer. Cumberbatch is terrific. He doesn’t stumble once. And his rapid line delivery (coupled with a lot of fast directing) keeps the momentum going in a show that can easily get bogged down in jargon and detail. Martin Freeman (is this the same guy playing Bilbo in “The Hobbit?”) as Watson is also perfect as an exasperated, everyman foil.

Again, the writing is damned good. Basically, you’ve got all the magic of the original stories (including countless Easter eggs and homages), combined with a police procedural like “CSI,” with a darker tone that reminded me a little of “24.” (Any show that reminds me of “24” is automatically good.) The plot and character dynamics actually remind me of “The X-Files.” Each episode features ordinary people as minor characters, thrust into a violent mystery. They’re then aided by two protagonists – one with unusual investigative methods, and one a straight-man foil with whom the viewers can identify.

The directing reminded me of Steven Soderbergh, which is also a very good thing.

My only quibbles are almost negligible. One, I do remember the Holmes from the stories as being a reasonably nice guy. (Or at least my teenaged mind read him that way.) He was aloof but ultimately kind. And films like “The Seven Percent Solution” (1976), the amazing “Murder By Decree” (1979), and “Young Sherlock Holmes” (1985) conveyed this well. Here, Holmes actually doesn’t seem terribly nice. He visibly cares nothing for the victims of crimes, and is a “consulting detective” only for the intellectual stimulation. Holmes describes himself as “a high functioning sociopath.” He tells Watson he doesn’t bother with empathy or compassion because they simply don’t help him solve the crime more quickly. Watson calls him on this a few times, in scenes that were meant to bring depth and moral ambiguity to the character.

Well, that’s fine … it seems like good screenwriting. But it does present the writers with a question: if Holmes is truly a sociopath … why is he not Moriarity? I got the sense that if Holmes were questioned, he would probably reveal himself to be a moral nihilist. (It’s possible I read too much into things.) So … why isn’t he a bad guy? Why does Watson even trust him? Why not perpetrate the crimes instead of solving them?

My other quibble is also small – the musical score. Here we have a great example of a dark TV show. And yet … Holmes’ theme throughout the episodes is … a charming little ditty. I think that’s a harpsichord playing. Whatever – it hampers the mood and tone, and I hope they get rid of it for the second season. But it’s not a big deal. I actually found the theme music for “The X-Files” pretty annoying early on, but it never prevented me from enjoying the show.

Quick note – a “season” here is only three episodes, each of which is an hour and a half, so anybody buying the DVD should keep that in mind.

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Happy Jill Valentine Day!!

It’s the holiday dedicated to the most incorrigible cop of the “Resident Evil” universe.

As this is her special day, we’ll set aside our lingering confusion and disappointment at how she has long, blonde hair in “Resident Evil: Retribution,” and at how she is apparently … a BAD GUY!?  Fighting Alice?!  Somewhere along the line, those movies lost me …

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