I can’t claim credit for this one — it was related to me a while back by Brian Kelly of Wading River, New York. But it went over quite swimmingly today with my friends.
Q: “What is a pirate’s favorite letter?”
[Respondent inevitably guesses “Rrrrrrr.”]
A: “You’d think it’d be ‘Rrrrr,’ but it’s “The C.”
Photo credit: John Baur (“Ol’ Chumbucket”), one of the founders of Talk Like a Pirate Day. (Via Wikimedia Commons.)
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