“You’ve got to at least TRY IT.”

That’s what my friends kept telling me about putting peanut butter on Saltines, with all of the ardor and persistence of a meth dealer.

And it was goddam amazing.  Look at this expression.  You can’t fake that — even with training as an actor.  (Why does everyone laugh whenever I tell them I once studied acting?)

Anyway, the best things in life are free.  Or … y’know, the price of Saltines.