I named it Grendel, and I am working gradually to tame it.

It’s part of my Crazy Poet phase.  I am trying hard to look like a madman or a Russian dissident.

I’m concerned that what I have achieved is more Unabomber than eccentric writer.  And DEAR LORD, THE GRAY.  It’s more terrifying than Liam Neeson’s “The Grey.”

Hey Shoaib Kamal … ya can’t touch this.