Catbird, I think.  I was eating a cheeseburger on the grass outside Wendy’s.  Because it was beautiful out, and MacDonald’s is bad for you.

It just … flew into the back of my head.

THEN it divebombed me again, but didn’t connect.

And THEN it dived at me AGAIN as I scrambled across the parking lot!  (This wasn’t a retreat.  This was a STRATEGIC WITHDRAWAL.)  This crap was right out of the pterodactyl scene from that “Jurassic World” trailer!!)

So …  was it after my sandwich?  Was its nest nearby?  Could it smell the carpetbagger on me?

Virginia people.  I hold you accountable for your horrible, possibly-mutant, terror inducing, nerd-hating, deadly Kamikaze fauna.

Pictured:  EVIL.