You’d figure God would go easy on us after coronavirus by giving us … misdemeanor vandalism spiders or shoplifting yellowjackets.
Even embezzlement bumblebees would be nice.
[Update:] Now I’m preoccupied with the (surprisingly charming) notion of shoplifting yellowjackets.
What would they steal? How many of them would be required to lift up a bag of Combos? Why is it all so adorable?
I’m distractible, in other words.