All posts by Eric Robert Nolan

Eric Robert Nolan graduated from Mary Washington College in 1994 with a Bachelor of Science in Psychology. He spent several years a news reporter and editorial writer for the Culpeper Star Exponent in Culpeper, Virginia. His work has also appeared on the front pages of numerous newspapers in Virginia, including The Free Lance – Star and The Daily Progress. Eric entered the field of philanthropy in 1996, as a grant writer for nonprofit healthcare organizations. Eric’s poetry has been featured by Dead Beats Literary Blog, Dagda Publishing, The International War Veterans’ Poetry Archive, and elsewhere. His poetry will also be published by Illumen Magazine in its Spring 2014 issue.

“Ozymandias,” by Percy Bysshe Shelley

Ozymandias

I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
`My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away”.

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My review of “Red Dawn” (2012)

Blogging some of my past movie reviews from Facebook.  As you will see, I am the rare individual who liked the “Red Dawn” remake.  ++++++

WOLVERIIIIIIIIIIIIINES!!!!

I’m sure I’m in a very small minority here, but I was quite happy with this year’s remake of “Red Dawn.” (Man, you should see the HATE for this movie over at imdb.com.) I’d cheerfully give it an 8 out of 10.

It’s not “Citizen Kane.” The plot and characters are thin, and maybe not every member of the cast is the next Anthony Hopkins. And of course no film can really recapture the heart and (possibly pathological) violent escapism of the classic 1984 original. But it was still a good movie with decent amounts of tension, action and fun nods to the original. And Chris Hemsworth does just fine as an actor.

QUESTION. I have precisely zero experience with all things military, and I’m querying those who do. Let’s say one first-world or second-world country invades another, and there are no factors such as racial, ethnic, or religious hatred – and the invader has a professional military (as with Russia or North Korea). Wouldn’t they try NOT to just randomly kill civilians? (This was a centerpiece of the 80’s original – the Soviet antagonists shoot up a high school.) It just seems to me that an invader would want to coerce and subdue an invaded populace. If they just start shooting people willy-nilly, doesn’t that make it more likely the populace would either flee or fight back?

That just always bugged me. Do I analyze things too much?

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A Couple of Quick Thoughts On “The Purge” (2013)

“The Purge” (2013) was a fun, smart, suspenseful thriller with a great sci-fi plot device. And they did a nice job of world building with no special effects and a really good script – it reminds me of a decent episode of “The Outer Limits.” Eight out of 10.

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I was warned when I came to Virginia that there actually are a lot of snakes down here.

Yet my first thought when passing the woods and hearing a mysterious rustling is “WALKER!”

Things go bump in the night when I’m eating cookies.

Paranormal Snacktivity.

A quick review of “The Possession” (2012)

Now THIS was a decent horror movie.  “The Possession” (2012) was a well-directed and capably written yarn about a demon afflicting a divorced family via a cursed box.  It had great acting all around, most notably by the possessed innocent (Natasha Calis) and especially her well meaning father (the talented and likable Jeffrey Dean Morgan).  I’d give it an 8 out of 10.

My quibbles were minor.  This is essentially a Jewish retread of “The Exorcist” (1973), with the Catholic clergyman and demon swapped out for a rabbi and a “dybbuk” (sp?).  If you’ve seen “The Exorcist,” you’ve basically seen this.  There is some CGI-rendered body horror that seemed gimmicky and unneeded.  And I hate movies where divorced families are magically reunited after facing a challenge together.  (Does this ever happen in real life?)

Still, this was a scary flick and a fun watch.  I’d recommend it.

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I shaved the beard.  But now I just really, really need a haircut.  I look like goddam Whitesnake.

A quick pan of “Piranha 3DD” (2012).

I could only sit through an hour of Piranha 3DD (2012), despite a sheer cornucopia of bosoms. THAT’S HOW BAD A MOVIE THIS IS.

I’d give it a 0 out of 10, and I actually liked its predecessor, which I thought was a fun B-movie and an homage to 1970’s gimmick monster movies. This … this was just a failed horror movie, in which the filmmakers tried to compensate with a couple of hundred half nude 20-somethings. FAIL.

The movie’s most redeeming quality (in the first hour that I watched) is the presence of David Hasselhoff. He seems to be a genuinely funny guy who is down-to-earth enough to poke fun of himself a little. I think that’s pretty cool. And, yes, per his query in the movie, there actually ARE some people who remember “Knight Rider.”

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Am I nuts, or does it look like she’s riding a Jello Pudding Pop?

Maybe the new Star Wars will feature a race of Bill Cosby aliens from the planet Zippity-Pop-Bop.

Also, her name is “Daisy?”  Why would someone from a galaxy far, far away be named after an earth flower?

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