And we’ve yet to see a feature film or television series for Stephen King’s stunning, seminal “The Dark Tower” series?

“Under the Dome” is precisely my least favorite Stephen King novel.  And I have read “Dreamcatcher” (which was quite good in places) and the somewhat-too-disturbing novella, “Rage.”

What’s next?  A TV series based on Tom Clancy’s “Teeth of the Tiger?”

Sorry for being cranky today — this cold is kicking my @$$.

They need to make a “Gunslinger” film, at the very least, and have it star Clint Eastwood.  I don’t care about his age, and we’ll forgive his chiding of invisible presidents.  He simply IS Roland Deschain.