I wish every high school in America taught three things. Actually, I wish every high school in America taught a lot of things, but these are the things I am focusing on right now:
A basic rundown of logical fallacies, but especially the straw man argument, the false dichotomy, and the sunk costs fallacy;
An understanding of apophenia; and
The meaning of cognitive dissonance.
It would utterly change political, social and religious discourse in this country.
If you’re unfamiliar with these terms, then Google them. I swear they’re easy to understand, even if they sound a little esoteric. I’m like half an imbecile, and I totally get them.
And how can I CONTINUE being straight if two gay people get married on the other side of town?!?! (I can feel the wedding’s gay rainbow radiations converting me.)
How can I CONTINUE being white if non-whites are afforded basic Constitutional freedoms?!!? Like this liberal “due process” thingy and this “protection from unreasonable search and seizure” and this “not killing black people in the streets” constraint for the police!?! (It makes me less white … metaphorically. Or … something.)
And don’t lay that bullshit on me about a “false dichotomy” being a “logical fallacy!!” GO BACK TO YOUR LABORATORY, SCIENCE BOY.