I could only sit through an hour of Piranha 3DD (2012), despite a sheer cornucopia of bosoms. THAT’S HOW BAD A MOVIE THIS IS.

I’d give it a 0 out of 10, and I actually liked its predecessor, which I thought was a fun B-movie and an homage to 1970’s gimmick monster movies. This … this was just a failed horror movie, in which the filmmakers tried to compensate with a couple of hundred half nude 20-somethings. FAIL.

The movie’s most redeeming quality (in the first hour that I watched) is the presence of David Hasselhoff. He seems to be a genuinely funny guy who is down-to-earth enough to poke fun of himself a little. I think that’s pretty cool. And, yes, per his query in the movie, there actually ARE some people who remember “Knight Rider.”