You’re … in TEXAS.  And you vandalized … the ALAMO.  You’re probably lucky an ordinary passing private citizen didn’t draw a hand cannon on you and fire.

Pee Wee Herman embarrassed himself less when he asked about the basement.

I will never understand what pathology drives people to carve their names into landmarks.  (Wasn’t it not too long ago that two people were arrested in Rome for carving their initials into the Coliseum?)

Click here for Michael Marks’ article on Friday in the San Antonio Current:

Man Arrested For Carving His Name On Interior Wall Of The Alamo