Seriously.  Dude has a full-time job in the intelligence community, and he’d never seen a single episode of the program.

So the joke always fell flat when I would call him on the phone and scream, “THERE’S NO TIME, JACK!!!!!!”

Last night he did a Season 1 marathon.  And all because a chain-smoking liberal poet told him to.

“IRONY, CHLOE!!!”