… gonna play that gag where I pretend to be a North Korean agent.

BECAUSE THE GREAT GREEN DRAGON OF NORTH KOREA WILL BE UNDETERRED AND WILL VANQUISH ITS AMERICAN OPPRESSORS.

And because there can be no possible unforeseen consequences for a joke like that.

This is the same guy who has assured me repeatedly that the National Security Agency does not monitor my blog.  Let’s see how cavalier he is about the possibility now.