Okay, mine kinda sucks:
“Parallel universe,” explained the other me.
How about this one?
“Warning: Rabies Virus Airborne. Flee Infected.”
Let me try again:
“Remember when cats were OUR pets?”
My obligatory wolf entry:
“GenetiClaw Inc.: Now, werewolves CAN exist.””
“Trump is a poorly programmed robot!”
[UPDATE: Pete Harrison just came up with one!]
“Nolan and Woods: the perfect clones.”
“NO MORE GAMES!!!” cried the android.