Rainy days make New York an occasionally rude London.

If I develop dyslexia at 43, that makes me 34 years old.

Reading glasses make me look responsible.  That makes them an effective disguise.  So Clark Kent had it right all along.

Chicken pot pies are damned good.  Is it weird if I am vocal about that?

I really ought to finish my Christmas shopping.  Tonight, definitely.

That one dude in “Star Wars” looks like Oscar Wilde.  Seriously.