They even have little sparkly studs in the frame.

How can I be expected to BUY the right glasses when the ones I have are broken and I can’t SEE?!? And when I was in a rush!!!  WHY THE @#$% WERE THESE IN THE MEN’S SECTION?!?

The boys are going to laugh their @$$es off.

It sucks being old. And blind. And dumb.

Update: MY BUDDY’S GIRLFRIEND JUST TOLD ME SHE HAS THE SAME PAIR!!!