They even have little sparkly studs in the frame.
How can I be expected to BUY the right glasses when the ones I have are broken and I can’t SEE?!? And when I was in a rush!!! WHY THE @#$% WERE THESE IN THE MEN’S SECTION?!?
The boys are going to laugh their @$$es off.
It sucks being old. And blind. And dumb.
Update: MY BUDDY’S GIRLFRIEND JUST TOLD ME SHE HAS THE SAME PAIR!!!