Ever get a haircut and come home and take a nap? And then forget that you got a haircut that day when you awake? And then, when you walk into a dark bathroom and see your reflection in the mirror, you think it’s a short-haired intruder?

I SWEAR to you — my first thought was “Who is this #%&*ing shoe salesman?!”

Why did my half-asleep brain go right to “shoe salesman?” It probably says something about me on an unconscious level …