Today’s agenda — in the spirit of straight-edge punk, I need to spearhead a movement for “straight-edge dorks.”
No drugs or alcohol for me. I can get weird and moronic on my own, OLD SCHOOL.
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Today’s portmanteaus!
Rome when you want to.
And crack is wack.
(Derived from my observations in Cleveland.)
Q: Cite an example of an observation and an empirical conclusion to verify a claim.
A: They say The Heart of Rock and Roll is still beating — and from what I’ve seen I believe ’em.
(Maybe I should ask a nearby resident.)
“Claytor Memorial Clinic.”
If this doesn’t house a secret laboratory for the Umbrella Corporation, then I’m going to be very disappointed.
Feeling clawstrophobic …
Remember that buddy of mine who tried otter a couple of weeks ago? He’s cooking with chicken claws tonight.
I don’t mean that he was born with chicken claws and is preparing a dish; I mean chicken claws are on the menu — for … chicken bone broth, I think? I’m pretty sure I have ADHD; sometimes I just smile and nod when this dude says things, and I’m not really following.
If I take off my glasses, they actually look like jumbo shrimp. Which I can only imagine would be an unfortunate mistake for someone to make.
“The Dark Side of the Moon” was released 50 years ago today.
Yes, you read that right. The brilliant album was released on March 1st, 1973.
You can observe the occasion by listening to the entire album right here at Pink Floyd’s Youtube channel. (And that is something I fully expect you to do, by the way.)
A chip off the ol’ blockhead.
Today’s classic pun.
Gonna pretend to be a Greek mythology professor; gonna tell people my name is Hugh Briss.
Right. My jokes are so funny, even the Gods can’t top ’em.
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