Today’s agenda — in the spirit of straight-edge punk, I need to spearhead a movement for “straight-edge dorks.”
No drugs or alcohol for me. I can get weird and moronic on my own, OLD SCHOOL.
Today’s agenda — in the spirit of straight-edge punk, I need to spearhead a movement for “straight-edge dorks.”
No drugs or alcohol for me. I can get weird and moronic on my own, OLD SCHOOL.
Q: Cite an example of an observation and an empirical conclusion to verify a claim.
A: They say The Heart of Rock and Roll is still beating — and from what I’ve seen I believe ’em.
“Claytor Memorial Clinic.”
If this doesn’t house a secret laboratory for the Umbrella Corporation, then I’m going to be very disappointed.
Remember that buddy of mine who tried otter a couple of weeks ago? He’s cooking with chicken claws tonight.
I don’t mean that he was born with chicken claws and is preparing a dish; I mean chicken claws are on the menu — for … chicken bone broth, I think? I’m pretty sure I have ADHD; sometimes I just smile and nod when this dude says things, and I’m not really following.
If I take off my glasses, they actually look like jumbo shrimp. Which I can only imagine would be an unfortunate mistake for someone to make.
Yes, you read that right. The brilliant album was released on March 1st, 1973.
You can observe the occasion by listening to the entire album right here at Pink Floyd’s Youtube channel. (And that is something I fully expect you to do, by the way.)
Gonna pretend to be a Greek mythology professor; gonna tell people my name is Hugh Briss.
Right. My jokes are so funny, even the Gods can’t top ’em.