“I’d share a Vonnegut quote here this morning, but I don’t want to be too Kurt with you.”
— Eric Robert Nolan
“I’d share a Vonnegut quote here this morning, but I don’t want to be too Kurt with you.”
— Eric Robert Nolan
I keep wanting to refer to Donald Trump’s Florida home as “Mar-Iago.”
But I’m afraid that only theater nerds would get the joke.
I’m not sure how you arrived at that decision, but I wish you all luck with it. Even if you are getting too old for me.
My breakfast this morning was in the shape of a FedEx delivery driver. I have no idea why this occurred.
Look at him in his little brimmed cap!
YES, we looked like this — and we looked ****ing AWESOME. We need to bring this whole style BACK.
My only concern about this meme is that it originates from the 1980’s Memory Lane Facebook page, and I was dressing like this at Mary Washington College in the early 1990’s. Was I just behind the times? Maybe that was why people looked at me funny.
But I was big man on campus with these. I had people literally congratulating me on my pants — and that has not happened once since the 1990’s.
You want to know how old I am? I can remember when Blockbuster Video was The Next Big Thing. It was a monolithic blue titan of a company that was gobbling up mom-and-pop video stores in whatever town it landed in. Think of Goya’s “Saturn Devouring His Son.”
Yes … I realize that the meme below is now a bit dated, as today Netflix is infamously suffering its own problems. It’s still funny, though.
Weird things you learn as a writer — the expression “sweeten the kitty” was at one time a synonym for “award.”
We absolutely need to bring that back into common usage.
Now I think I’m addicted.
The real irony here is that I haven’t actually been in any good humor for approximately 17 years.