Just one of my favorite little treasures I’ve ever found on this Interwebs contraption — a real photo of Mark Twain hanging out in Nikola Tesla’s lab in 1894.
Ya gotta love that headline above, right? It’s too bad there isn’t a Pulitzer for puns.
Tag Archives: humor
Cat-sitting.
Well … a far more responsible young person is feeding and watering the cat, in our mutual friend’s absence. It is my job to pet her and make sure she doesn’t get too lonely.
The moral of the story is this — I can’t be trusted with basic tasks, yet I am nevertheless beloved of all living creatures.
Aloe can you go?
I needed to consult the pharmacist yesterday about aloe WITHOUT making a pun out of it.
No “Aloe, there,” no “Aloe, is the price?” no “I am at aloe point with this skin irritation.” Nothing.
I DID it! I might have trembled like a junkie in need of a fix, but I DID it!
Spillwords Press features my humorous love poem, “Accident Allison!”
Spillwords Press today published my poem “Accident Allison” — about a certain accident-prone lady who means the world to me.
And their artist’s rendering captures her perfectly!
Cactuses suck.
They’re the hornets of the plant kingdom, people.
Zero Stars.
Nolans gonna Nol.
I made up another joke!
Have you heard about that island in the Pacific where they found a row of mysterious, giant stone statues of butts?
They’re calling it Keister Island.
I am amazing. I really should have a cult following.
Watership Nolan.
It’s Easter morning and a I just saw a bunny!
😀
Eric Robert Nolan, Author 