I had genuine, serious, grownup responsibilities to meet yesterday.

And I was up sleepless at 2:21 AM the prior evening pondering what would happen if a group of Terminators fought John Carpenter’s “The Thing.”

I am 47 years old, people.

And I’ve got two more for you:

What would happen if The Blob fought The Thing? I suppose it all boils down to which has the fastest, most successful cellular-level method of attack.  What about the baddie from Dean Koontz’ “Phantoms?”

And what would happen if the vampires from “30 Days of Night” fought the infected from “28 Days Later?”  Sort of a … “30 Days of Night Later” kinda scenario?

There needs to be a name for this disorder I have.  There needs to be hope for a treatment.