Tag Archives: humor

Cactuses suck.

They’re the hornets of the plant kingdom, people.

Zero Stars.



 

Nolans gonna Nol.

I made up another joke!

Have you heard about that island in the Pacific where they found a row of mysterious, giant stone statues of butts?

They’re calling it Keister Island.



I am amazing.  I really should have a cult following.



 

Watership Nolan.

It’s Easter morning and a I just saw a bunny!

😀



 

Red paper wasps are *VANQUISHED.*

How ironic that their nemesis should prove to be a WRITER.

[Raises an eyebrow Bondly]



 

David and Go-LIE-ath.

Remember my post yesterday about David Duchovny’s 2028 presidential bid?  That was an April Fool’s Day joke.

I might be losing my touch — I think I fooled almost NOBODY this year.  Or maybe you people are just getting sharper in your old age.



 

Nolan vs. the Red Paper Wasps.

Totally NOT an April Fool’s joke.

I’m singing the Polistes carolina blues.



 

Dress for the job you want?

Shared with me by a BritBud.

(When I employ the term “BritBud,” I do mean one of my British friends … not a friend at Britannica, though that would be very cool.)