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Arrested Texas Goat-Herder Looks Like My Girlfriend When She Was in High School.

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I am still not convinced it ISN’T you, Allison.

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(Or I.V.S.)

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Ever try to draft a poem and everything you write sounds like crap?

I call it Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

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Less than a month after Independence Day, the monarchs have returned.

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My backyard’s all aflutter with them.

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(And I’m sure they love me deerly.)

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SIX deer in my yard just now!

Two parents plus four feisty frolicking fawns!

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I am eating watermelon while watching “Game of Thrones” DAMN YOU STANNIS Season 3.

It’s a vibe.

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(Where would the buttons even be?)

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This morning I unwrapped a microwave pizza and patiently proceeded to place it in the kitchen cabinet to heat up.

Was I just really tired? Or am I old and stupid?

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DISGUISE MODE.

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See what I did there?

Mid-life is what you make it.

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“The Nolan” is the name for “highly sought-after, exotic” lizard-skin cowboy boots … You can’t make this stuff up.

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A reporter friend of mine passed this along. Life is so weird.

The Internet tells me that “The Nolan is a highly sought-after exotic boot known for its unique scale pattern, natural sheen, and supple feel.” They’re handmade in Mexico. Uh … thanks, Tecovas.

Hey, man, I’ll take it. (Coulda been urinal cakes or something.) Maybe they’ll pay me to be their spokesman.

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the air is burning

that is all