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Red paper wasps are *VANQUISHED.*

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How ironic that their nemesis should prove to be a WRITER.

[Raises an eyebrow Bondly]

 

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David and Go-LIE-ath.

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Remember my post yesterday about David Duchovny’s 2028 presidential bid?  That was an April Fool’s Day joke.

I might be losing my touch — I think I fooled almost NOBODY this year.  Or maybe you people are just getting sharper in your old age.

 

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Nolan vs. the Red Paper Wasps.

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Totally NOT an April Fool’s joke.

I’m singing the Polistes carolina blues.

 

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Dress for the job you want?

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Shared with me by a BritBud.

(When I employ the term “BritBud,” I do mean one of my British friends … not a friend at Britannica, though that would be very cool.)

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I don’t want to get too Frank with you …

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Standing by the side of the road, and a raven leaves its perch on the power lines to overfly me.

If you are a fan of “28 Days Later” (2002), then you know that this is a setup for a BAD situation.

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Wish me luck!!

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Today I have to go back to the same store where I keep leaving my grocery bags at the counter.  (There is an alarming paucity of Little Debbie Snack Cakes in my home.)

Keep your fingers crossed that I don’t embarrass myself again.  I need to walk out with ALL my bag, so that a polite young person doesn’t have to chase me.

 

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No Neos is good Neos.

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How do I make the same embarrassing mistake at the same store one week later?  (You guessed it — I left one of my packages at the counter again, and the poor, beleaguered, young cashier had to run out after the confused old guy with it.)

It’s like a humiliating glitch in The Matrix.

 

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Ever just be really disappointed by a pair of reading glasses?

#NerdWorldProblems

 

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I cc what you did there.

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This meme appeals soooooooooo much to this former psych major.

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