Tag Archives: humor

Ever just be really disappointed by a pair of reading glasses?

#NerdWorldProblems



 

I cc what you did there.

This meme appeals soooooooooo much to this former psych major.

People say I’m paranoid.

(Those people are out to get me.)



 

Today’s portmanteau:

Silly + brilliant = Silliant



 

“I’d buy that for a dollar.”

Kudos to anyone who gets the headline’s reference to an awesome 80’s movie.

Nolan vs. The Bird Bullies!

Avian altercation!  A chirpity-chirpity ruckus erupted at my fifth floor windowsill this morning … two sparrows were biting and plucking at a third.  The aggressors had darker head coloring; the victim’s was lighter — I’m guessing this means it was either a female or a juvenile?

I tapped the glass pretty hard, and the bad birds took off.  Then this beleaguered bird-twerp hung out for a minute and actually looked at me as if in acknowledgment.  (Yeah, the picture quality is cruddy, but you can see the little fluff-nugget looking at me.)

I started searching my memory for a bird-themed superhero I could then proclaim myself to be … but both Marvel’s “Falcon” and Michael Keaton’s “Birdman” (2014) seemed fairly lame.  My girlfriend, who is ever more cultured than I am, invoked Walt Whitman instead:

“I sound my barbaric ‘YAWP’ over the roofs of the world!!!”



My college pal Amy took this picture the other day …

But it’s actually a trick license plate.  (It only says “Hysteria” when you’re near.)

Don’t mess with Memphis?

It’s moments like this that the lady will say, “This is the Memphis in me,” or “The Memphis came out.”