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(And I’m sure they love me deerly.)

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SIX deer in my yard just now!

Two parents plus four feisty frolicking fawns!

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I am eating watermelon while watching “Game of Thrones” DAMN YOU STANNIS Season 3.

It’s a vibe.

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(Where would the buttons even be?)

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This morning I unwrapped a microwave pizza and patiently proceeded to place it in the kitchen cabinet to heat up.

Was I just really tired? Or am I old and stupid?

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DISGUISE MODE.

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See what I did there?

Mid-life is what you make it.

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“The Nolan” is the name for “highly sought-after, exotic” lizard-skin cowboy boots … You can’t make this stuff up.

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A reporter friend of mine passed this along. Life is so weird.

The Internet tells me that “The Nolan is a highly sought-after exotic boot known for its unique scale pattern, natural sheen, and supple feel.” They’re handmade in Mexico. Uh … thanks, Tecovas.

Hey, man, I’ll take it. (Coulda been urinal cakes or something.) Maybe they’ll pay me to be their spokesman.

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the air is burning

that is all

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“Oh shit — that was today?”

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I need to get that on a t-shirt.

The back of the t-shirt could read, “Sorry.”

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Polka-dot beetle!!

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Polka-dotus beetlicus.

[Update — it has been brought to my attention that this creature is some iteration of Virginia’s most maligned invasive species, the spotted lantern fly.]

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A college buddy took this photo in Baltimore. He said this guy reminded him of me.

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Hey, I’ll take it. This dude is living his best life.