Spillwords Press today published my poem “Accident Allison” — about a certain accident-prone lady who means the world to me.
And their artist’s rendering captures her perfectly!
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Cactuses suck.
They’re the hornets of the plant kingdom, people.
Zero Stars.
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Nolans gonna Nol.
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I made up another joke!
Have you heard about that island in the Pacific where they found a row of mysterious, giant stone statues of butts?
They’re calling it Keister Island.
I am amazing. I really should have a cult following.
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Watership Nolan.
It’s Easter morning and a I just saw a bunny!
😀
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Red paper wasps are *VANQUISHED.*
How ironic that their nemesis should prove to be a WRITER.
[Raises an eyebrow Bondly]
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David and Go-LIE-ath.
Remember my post yesterday about David Duchovny’s 2028 presidential bid? That was an April Fool’s Day joke.
I might be losing my touch — I think I fooled almost NOBODY this year. Or maybe you people are just getting sharper in your old age.
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Nolan vs. the Red Paper Wasps.
Totally NOT an April Fool’s joke.
I’m singing the Polistes carolina blues.
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