Remember my post yesterday about David Duchovny’s 2028 presidential bid? That was an April Fool’s Day joke.
I might be losing my touch — I think I fooled almost NOBODY this year. Or maybe you people are just getting sharper in your old age.
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Nolan vs. the Red Paper Wasps.
Totally NOT an April Fool’s joke.
I’m singing the Polistes carolina blues.
Dress for the job you want?
Shared with me by a BritBud.
(When I employ the term “BritBud,” I do mean one of my British friends … not a friend at Britannica, though that would be very cool.)
I don’t want to get too Frank with you …
Standing by the side of the road, and a raven leaves its perch on the power lines to overfly me.
If you are a fan of “28 Days Later” (2002), then you know that this is a setup for a BAD situation.
Wish me luck!!
Today I have to go back to the same store where I keep leaving my grocery bags at the counter. (There is an alarming paucity of Little Debbie Snack Cakes in my home.)
Keep your fingers crossed that I don’t embarrass myself again. I need to walk out with ALL my bag, so that a polite young person doesn’t have to chase me.
No Neos is good Neos.
How do I make the same embarrassing mistake at the same store one week later? (You guessed it — I left one of my packages at the counter again, and the poor, beleaguered, young cashier had to run out after the confused old guy with it.)
It’s like a humiliating glitch in The Matrix.
Ever just be really disappointed by a pair of reading glasses?
#NerdWorldProblems
I cc what you did there.
This meme appeals soooooooooo much to this former psych major.
People say I’m paranoid.
(Those people are out to get me.)
Eric Robert Nolan, Author 