Still a better attack plan then sending Dothraki cavalry ahead unsupported at the Battle of Winterfell.

And … still a better love story than “Twilight.”

I didn’t make this meme — I found it on Twitter.  Everyone knows this is a gag cooked up by the young people, right?  PLEASE tell me that everyone knows this is a gag.  Otherwise, someone is going to get shot.

Probably me, even though I’ll be nowhere near Area 51, because that’s just how my luck works.

Me, I’d rather storm Pier One than Area 51 — get me some nice furniture.  (I’m old.)