To a Friend Who Unfriended Me on Facebook:

Sorry I employed the Socratic method to deflate your position and illustrate for the world how poorly you conceived it. I’m also sorry I posted evidence on your wall that vividly contradicts your argument. Finally, I’m sorry that I made fun of your spelling and grammar.

Get smarter, #$%^&*@#$%^&.

Sincerely,

Eric Robert Nolan