I hope you’ve got something fun planned.  Granted, I don’t exactly look terrifying in my discount glow-in-the-dark hockey mask, but hey.

I DO have an excellent Halloween pun for you.

If I summon two demons today to do my bidding, but instead elect to lease them out to you, why is that a GOOD thing?

Because it makes me the lessor of two evils.

Damn, I’m good.