Ho, ho, ho.

Facebook friend: “Fall air and ho made pumpkin/ apple butter simmering.”

Me: “Ho made what? I was wonderin’ where she was at!”



Disclaimer — yes, I know this is an old spelling joke. But I couldn’t resist invoking it when I saw the opportunity.



“Seashore by Moonlight,” Caspar David Friedrich, circa 1836

Oil on canvas.

Caspar_David_Friedrich_-_Küste_bei_Mondschein

A plumber friend posted a picture on Facebook of a bathtub he installed.

Friend:  “Nice tub! Just another day in the life of a plumber!”

Me: “Okay, but is that Tub A or Tub B?”

Friend:

Me: “(Tub B or not Tub B — that is the question.)”

Friend:



OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA
Photo credit: No machine-readable author provided. Ytrottier assumed (based on copyright claims)., CC BY-SA 3.0 <http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/&gt;, via Wikimedia Commons

“The Ruins of Holyrood Chapel,” Louis Daguerre, circa 1824

Oil on canvas.

The_Ruins_of_Holyrood_Chapel_(Louis_Daguerre),_1824_(Google_Art_Project)