Libertarian friend: “There is another option!  Chase Oliver!  He’s on the ballot!”

Me: “I would Chase Oliver but I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught him.”

Photo credit: Gage Skidmore from Surprise, AZ, United States of America, CC BY-SA 2.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0&gt;, via Wikimedia Commons