Liverwurst.  With thinly sliced tomato on top.  (Okay, I can’t slice tomatoes to save my life.)  Or a smattering of onions.  That’s even better, in fact.

No, this is not disgusting — it is DIVINE.  You just can’t appreciate that because you’re a Philistine.

You say to-MAY-to and I say to-MAH-to and all that.