All posts by Eric Robert Nolan

Eric Robert Nolan graduated from Mary Washington College in 1994 with a Bachelor of Science in Psychology. He spent several years a news reporter and editorial writer for the Culpeper Star Exponent in Culpeper, Virginia. His work has also appeared on the front pages of numerous newspapers in Virginia, including The Free Lance – Star and The Daily Progress. Eric entered the field of philanthropy in 1996, as a grant writer for nonprofit healthcare organizations. Eric’s poetry has been featured by Dead Beats Literary Blog, Dagda Publishing, The International War Veterans’ Poetry Archive, and elsewhere. His poetry will also be published by Illumen Magazine in its Spring 2014 issue.

“The Heart wants what it wants …”

“The Heart wants what it wants – or else it does not care.”

—  Emily Dickinson

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“Once upon a time and a very good time it was …”

“Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo. . . . His father told him that story: his father looked at him through a glass: he had a hairy face. He was a baby tuckoo. The moocow came down the road where Betty Byrne lived: she sold lemon platt.

“O, the wild rose blossoms On the little green place.

“He sang that song. That was his song.

“O, the green wothe botheth.

“When you wet the bed first it is warm then it gets cold. His mother put on the oil-sheet. That had the queer smell.”

— opening lines of “A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man,” by James Joyce

For an excellent explanation of Joyce’s deliberate use of childlike language, see the Sparknotes page here:

http://www.sparknotes.com/lit/portraitartist/quotes.html

I can still remember Longwood High School’s Mr. Anderson, the greatest English teacher ever to enter a classroom, reading this aloud for us.

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The 5-Day Poetry Challenge — A Loophole!

I’m so sorry that I haven’t risen to the 5-Day Poetry Challenge with the same ardor and wonderful work as my fellow scribes.  I’ve been a little swamped recently with life stuff …

Today I present to you … a possible loophole?  I actually did want to be a defense attorney once, during a phase in college … (And then I wanted to be an FBI agent, and then I wanted to be a lobbyist, and then I wanted to be Spiderman.)

So here’s my flair for manipulation, front and center: nominees are challenged to post five poems over the course of five days.

Nowhere, however, do the rules specify that these must be five CONSECUTIVE days.

I’m hoping that you folks will understand if I provide my fifth and final entry in the coming days.  I promise I will write an original piece and post it right here.

Are we still cool???

A tiny review of “The X Files,” Season 5.

“The X Files” was in its heyday during Season 5 – this deserves a perfect 10. There were a slew of fantastic mythology episodes, and the standalones included all-time classics such as “The Pine Bluff Variant,” “Folie a Deux” and “Bad Blood.”

There was only one misfire – the draggy and unsatisfying “Chinga.” And even that was at least watchable, thanks to onscreen chemistry between David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson.

Great stuff.

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“He was a scrawny white kid with junkie eyes …”

“He was a scrawny white kid with junkie eyes and no place for his hands, but he had the look.”

— “Night Ride,” by Charles Beaumont, Playboy Magazine, March 1957.

My buddy Pete Harrison just sent me the above.  When I asked him if the quote was a reference to me, he stayed assiduously quiet.  Another commenter opined, “At least you’ve got the look.  That’s something.”

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“Roses Are Red,” by Eric Robert Nolan

“Roses Are Red” is my fourth entry for the 5-Day Poetry Challenge:

“Roses Are Red,” by Eric Robert Nolan

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

This poem doesn’t rhyme,

Motherfucker.

(c) Eric Robert Nolan 2015

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To all of my gay friends — CONGRATULATIONS!

You guys worked incredibly hard for marriage equality, and you deserve your landmark victory!

Now go get HITCHED, ya crazy kids!!  I expect a wedding invitation, and I expect to be introduced to various sisters and bridesmaids at the reception.  I also expect that a poem written on a napkin will be a graciously accepted wedding present.

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Shia LaBeouf is going to kick my ass.

Unless I “just DO IT!!!”

I don’t know what “IT” is, exactly, but I believe that I CAN do it.  Because “NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.”

I actually like LaBeouf in certain roles.  Since when did he get all Anakin Skywalker on all of us?  I have noticed for the first time tonight that his surname is almost an anagram for “Beowulf.”

What was his name in the fourth “Indiana Jones” film again?  “Buff?”  “Pug?”  “Buck??”  I can’t remember.

DO IT!!!

My review of “The X Files,” Season 2.

After a shaky Season 1, the second season of “The X Files” showed it coming into its own and becoming the classic sci-fi horror show that I remember. I’d give it a 9 out of 10.

The program got scarier, tighter, and better directed. David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson settled into their roles, and became the unique characters fan loved, and their trademark dry banter and sexual tension finally appeared. The overarching plotlines and themes also more or less really made their first appearance in Season 2. The conspiracy and “The Project” finally take shape, with characters like Alex Krycek, The Well Manicured Man and Bill Mulder becoming part of the story, and the sadness and sense of tragedy that pervaded the series became a part of most of the show’s episodes – even the standalone monster-of-the-week episodes.

There were really only four misfires — “Little Green Men,” “3,” “Firewalker” and “Fearful Symmetry” were weak. The rest of the season was quite good.

Some of the eps, like “F. Emasculata,” “Aubrey,” “Irresistible,” and “Our Town” were genuinely scary. Just about any fan of the show will name the hilarious “Humbug” as a classic. And the mythology episodes, while not always frightening, were at least great sci-fi thrillers – especially the fantastic and perfect classic eps, “Colony” and “Endgame.”

Great stuff.

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“The 5 Day Poetry Challenge (III),” by Dennis Villelmi

Dennis Villelmi published an outstanding piece last night for his own third entry into the 5-Day Poetry Challenge.

You can find it over at his blog, “a death’s head in green light,” right here:

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