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Photo credit: By Jon ‘ShakataGaNai’ Davis, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=7573405

The Bees Are Dead!

If you haven’t been keeping current with “The Bees Are Dead,”then stop over this weekend.  It is becoming a unique and dark new corner of the online independent literature community.  There is some truly outstanding poetry from several authors.  ( I love John C. Zielinski’s “Soft Obsidian,” in particular.)  And Amy Quinn’s “Ghent and Portland” has christened the venue with its first published photography.

 

http://www.thebeesaredead.com/

 

Photo credit: By Silvision [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons.

Catch NOTHING.

I just got finished asking my friends, “Wtf is with the Pokemon crap?”  They responded with an explanation about today’s indecipherable craze, but I lost interest halfway through it.

I find Pokemon so irritating that I refuse even to post an image of it in this blog post.  (For a little perspective, consider that I actually have posted pictures here of Donald Trump.)

There are adults participating in this … whatever it is.

From now on, I will no longer feel guilty about enjoying comic books or zombie movies at the age of 43.

 

 

A very short review of “The Shallows” (2016)

“The Shallows” (2016) is a pretty good beach-themed horror thriller — it’s just overrated.  I’d give it an 8 out of 10, and I’d easily recommend it to somebody looking for a decent, conventional scary movie.  But I don’t think it lives up to the hype.

The movie works.  The scares are there and, for the most part, they are stylishly and artistically rendered.  I jumped a couple of times.  My friends keep comparing it with “Jaws” (1975) or “Deep Blue Sea” (1999), but it really has more in common with the “Open Water” films of the early 2000’s.  It’s a competently made, slow-burn horror movie with a man-vs.-nature plot setup that could happen in real life.

But I doubt that “The Shallows” truly belongs on anyone’s must-see list, and I don’t plan on watching it twice.  The story is a little thin.  The movie feels padded with lengthy establishing shots and surfing sequences, and a belabored emotional backstory that feels tacked on.  (I think this easily could have been an hour-long film.)  The final action sequence is a little cartoonish, too.  (C’mon.)

I’m also perplexed by critics’ praise for lead actress Blake Lively’s performance.  To me, it seemed really poor.  (The exception is her reaction shots — she shined when she was reacting to offscreen threats.)

Anyway, do check it out.

 

Throwback Thursday: the 1982 3-D broadcast of “Revenge of the Creature!”

Here’s another Throwback Thursday post that is a relatively obscure, but might be a treat for my fellow HNAM’s (Horror Nerds Approaching Midlife).  Who remembers the nationwide syndicated broadcast of 1955’s “Revenge of the Creature” in 3-D in early July 1982?

Your parents had to pick up the 3-D glasses for you from a local Pizza Hut or 7-Eleven, I think …  This was a pretty big deal, especially if you were a nine-year-old boy, as I was.  My good old Dad got the glasses for me, and he patiently explained to me how depth perception the 3-D technology worked.  Good Lord, how I looked forward to this.

And I wasn’t disappointed.  I remember the effects being actually pretty damned good.  I was thrilled.  It was my first 3-D movie.  (In fact, it might actually have been the only 3-D movie I’ve ever seen …)

The Neato Coolville website has a far better account of the event than I could write — check it out right here:

http://neatocoolville.blogspot.com/2007/10/1982-television-event-revenge-of.html

The movie itself, in 3-D format, is also on Youtube.  I’d love to view it on my laptop, but I don’t have any 3-D glasses handy.  I might have to rectify that with my next Amazon purchase.

 

 

I’m pretty sure I can’t take myself seriously as a poet if I count syllables on my fingers when writing haikus.

A Monet Independence Day?

Every time I try to photograph fireworks, they invariably look like impressionist paintings.

At some point, it would probably be a good idea for me to learn about photography.

 

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I saw my first bald eagle this July Fourth weekend!

What better way to spend the July 4th weekend than seeing a bald eagle for the first time, just two miles from George Washington’s house?  That’s like spotting Santa on Christmas Eve, or killing your first vampire on Halloween, or maybe having rabbit stew for Easter, right?

I do realize that you readers cannot see the eagle, as it is only a tiny speck above the George Washington Memorial Parkway in Mount Vernon in the first picture below.  I was too excited at first to snap a picture, and those birds fly fast.

I realize that I have posted before about spotting an eagle for the first time in the hills around my home.  But my Virginian friends have explained to me that, based on my description of that bird, it was probably a condor.

We also saw the eagle in its nest across the parkway, and could hear the cries of both the bird and its mate.  They nest there because they dive for fish in the Potomac River.

 

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Happy Fourth of July!!

I am spending it with some terrific friends here in Mount Vernon.  They actually live on property that was once owned by George Washington — the road out front is one he probably traveled on so long ago.

I am such a terrible photographer that I haven’t even mastered my camera’s zoom function.  But if you squint really hard, you can just about make out a deer at center by the woods in the last photo.

 

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