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Weird journalism

Obama makes a controversial reference to the threat of nuclear terrorism in Manhattan … and the New York Daily News features an illustration of Will Smith’s “I Am Legend” (which … y’know … depicts a vampire apocalypse).

Seriously. See the link:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/obama-warns-russia-ukraine-advance-article-1.1734113

“The Dogs Don’t Bark In Brooklyn Any More” receives a great review at “What I Am Reading”

Lance (a.k.a. the bibliophilic robot 4-LAN) gave my book a very nice review on his blog, “What I Am Reading,” over at The Book Marketing Network.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with The Book Marketing Network, it is an outstanding community of authors, artists and publishers who exchange advice and guidance about writing, publishing and marketing e-books.

It’s a great group of friends and a terrific source for tips about how best to get readers acquainted with your work. I highly recommend it to all of my fellow writers.

http://thebookmarketingnetwork.com/profiles/blogs/what-i-am-reading-10

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Gee, Wally.

I respond to e-mails from editors with the word “swell!!”

Because “The Beaver” is the professional image I wish to project …

YES!! THIS!!! Exactly this!!

Although, if you write horror, it’s more like 666 tabs being open …

 

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Does the Espresso Train have stops in Bay Shore?

Why, yes — yes it does.

A little late for St. Patrick’s Day …

But here’s “Minstrel Boy.”

Gonna form my own cover band with the other psych majors from Mary Washington College.

Gonna call it Pink Freud.

“When is it okay to say “Retard?” Check this chart.” (Smriti Sinha, policymic.com)

http://www.policymic.com/articles/85615/when-is-it-okay-to-say-retard-check-this-chart

 

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Took me just 12 minutes to wing the correct spelling of “cantaloupe.”

CUZ I’M THE WRITER MAN.

No … I am not writing a story in which canteloupe is a plot point.

F**K. I just misspelled it, didn’t I?

I’m the Secular C.S. Lewis, people.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are cheap and easily accessible.

To me, this is evidence of the divine.

It’s the best stab at theology I can make.