I respond to e-mails from editors with the word “swell!!”

Because “The Beaver” is the professional image I wish to project …

Although, if you write horror, it’s more like 666 tabs being open …

Why, yes — yes it does.

But here’s “Minstrel Boy.”

Gonna call it Pink Freud.

http://www.policymic.com/articles/85615/when-is-it-okay-to-say-retard-check-this-chart

CUZ I’M THE WRITER MAN.

No … I am not writing a story in which canteloupe is a plot point.

F**K. I just misspelled it, didn’t I?

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are cheap and easily accessible.

To me, this is evidence of the divine.

It’s the best stab at theology I can make.

My toes ache (right foot), my publisher just called me “gramps,” and a 20-something friend just told me he’s never seen an Indiana Jones movie.

I. Feel. OLD.

It is my considered opinion that Stanley Anne Zane Latham’s writing is simply beautiful.

Read this.