Nolan needs Dairy Queen.
Don’t make fun and don’t be mean.
I really need to make the scene
Near that fabulous shake machine.
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That awesome day when your Twin Sister sends you “writer fuel.”
Nobody tell her that I am just sitting here stuffing my face and watching “The Zombie Diaries” (2006). (It’s been a long day, people.)
The struggle is real.
“Do your worst,” they told me.
My online friends dared me to make memes about them. I think these are pretty inspired for the speedy turnaround time …
Oh, HOW might I go about monetizing my brilliance?
My college buddy Charlene:
My friend Joan:
Awesome horror author Wednesday Lee Friday:
My college buddy Frank:
We could find out together. It could be hour little project.
I wonder if I can convert my daylight savings to a daylight checking account.
That’s snow way to end Halloween.
(No, it did not snow here in Roanoke. But it snowed in a lot of my friends’ burbs, and I cannot resist the pun.)
Tempus losingit?
I keep politely asking people about their weekend.
It is Thursday and I am an imbecile.
Somebody give this man a prize.
A little more seasonal fun?
A pal of mine is contemplating this very prank.
And now so am I. (You can get some pretty interesting ideas from Facebook.) I even know exactly which college friend I’d like to spook.
Suppose a succession of different disconcerted people handed this off to someone else. If you could somehow track the doll’s progress, it would be an interesting social experiment.
Hey … suppose the doll actually took on a supernatural life of its own — after being infused with the fears of the people who’d handled it during the inception of an innocent prank? You’d have a whole life-imitates-art thing going on. Or unlife.
What a story idea! One of you guys should run with that.
Eric Robert Nolan, Author 