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“Wow, Espresso Brownie,” by Eric Robert Nolan

Wow, espresso brownie,
you hit like a truck.
Your sugar and caffeine
make me high as f…



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Fakespeare

“The last whisper of your transaction, success is the vow we avow.”

These fake-invoice e-mail scams are really getting poetic.

Not gonna fall for the scam itself, but I just might fall for you, oh Internet trickster.



I don’t understand the new “Walking Dead” preview.

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A sure thing.

I noticed this last night.  Ridley Scott is a Cinema God, and I should be cast out for nitpicking his genre-defining masterpiece.  (If you need to ask which movie I am talking about, I’m not sure we can be friends.)

But the word nerd in me needs to point out that the computer here probably meant “ensure” instead of “insure.”



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You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf. Now get ready for …

… Falconry on a Balcony.

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“The Falconer,” Thomas Couture

Everyone’s cracking Ides of March jokes. It makes me want to take a stab at it.

And why not?  I’m a sharp guy.



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Feeling thankful for what I have.

Food, a nice place to live in a city that I love, a wonderful girl and loads of good friends. A good portion of the world is not so lucky.

Perspective is a good thing.

Eschewing the Oxford comma — that’s something else I’m thankful for.



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“An Ode to Daylight Savings”

Your absence ever leaves me sour,
annual absconded hour —

that vexing day when March exhibits
sixty fewer sleeping minutes.

Subtract an hour of labor, please!
But leave to me my precious Z’s!

— Eric Robert Nolan



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Everybody’s worried about AI …

… and I’m just over here thankful that the goddam “Clippy” nightmare is over.

I don’t know who finally went Sarah Connor on his ass, but I’m eternally grateful.



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Getting back to my roots.

If you’ve ever played with G. I. Joes outside as a kid, then, every once in a while, you’ll still notice an “environment” in which it would be cool to set them up.  This, for example, looks to me like a nicely defensible position.



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