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Throwback Thursday: this unfortunate 1984 ad for the network premiere of “Alien” (1979)

If you are even remotely familiar with Ridley Scott’s “Alien,” then you know that ABC’s marketing staff was not.

John Hurt is looking pretty spry.  (At least they had the good sense to leave Ian Holm and Veronica Cartwright out of this mess.)

Anyway … did it really take “Alien” five years to reach network television?  I seem to remember (falsely, I suppose) that it hit TV when I was still a very young child.  Yes, HBO carried it only a year after its theatrical release — maybe that’s what I’m remembering.  (People just called it “Home Box” back in the day.  Being a little kid, I thought they meant the physical “box” –the converter — that sat atop the television.)

Yet I also seem to recall my family having Showtime, but not HBO … and people on my street still just called any premium channel “Home Box?”  Whatever … it was a verrrry long time ago, and I wasn’t the brightest kid out there, anyway.



Source: Screen Gems on Facebook

I’m so brilliant that famous actors wish they could meet me.

A pal of mine read my review of “Condor” earlier and opined that John Hurt was a better actor than William Hurt.

I told him that someone should call an ambulance BECAUSE THEY’RE BOTH HURT.

He suggested that I have someone read and approve my jokes before I post them.  It is an abiding challenge in my life that those close to me fail to appreciate my greatness.