Seriously. Like, right now. There are a ton of Payday wrappers down here. I thought I was the only one who was facing that challenge in life. (The first step is admitting you have a problem.) Also, that Mickey Mouse ankle sock you lost. (Tasteful.)
Don’t look so surprised. You knew I was a weirdo when you friended me on Facebook. And now I’ve used a public records search to find your house.
Please — nobody say “Yeah, but at least you’re out of the closet.” Because I’ve been getting a lot of those jokes lately, and I’m not sure how to respond to them. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
Seriously, though — what I mean is that I am a contributing writer for the May 2014 issue of Under The Bed Magazine, available at the link below for just $3.99. (And if you love the mag as much as I do, you might consider getting a subscription in which each issue is only $1.99.) My horror story is entitled “The Song of the Wheat,” and visits a dark, sprawling Kansas farm where children need never be lonely. For those of you who’ve enjoyed my science fiction-horror, this is my foray into supernatural horror. Think of it as an empiricist’s walk on the wild side.
I can’t describe how fun and cool it is to be able to contribute to Under The Bed. Check out the magazine’s caveat: “Under the Bed contains gruesome violence, adult situations, freaky sex, unconsequenced drug use, and stuff that will almost certainly give you nightmares. Under the Bed is intended for mature audiences. Keep out of reach of children. Please indulge responsibly.”
I am so pleased at the opportunity to work with Managing Editor Wednesday Lee Friday, and I am honored to see my story featured alongside Under The Bed’s talented other horror writers.
Enjoy!! 🙂
http://www.fictionmagazines.com/shop/u-t-b/under-the-bed-vol-02-no-08/
Eric Robert Nolan, Author 