I know this because that “Wearwolf” gag I got off Facebook yesterday has gotten like 250 views and 47 shares.  Never saw that one coming.

Anyway, I got one for ya … actually two.

What battles Grendel and also loves Joannie?

Scott Baiowolf.

What fights for equality every full moon?

Naomi Werewolf.

I’M %^&*ING HILARIOUS.