Just a few quick thoughts on “Sherlock” Season 2.

The second season of “Sherlock” deserves a 10 out of 10, as the first did. (These “seasons” are really just a trio of feature-length made-for-tv movies.) It has the same fantastic writing, and great acting by Benedict Cumberbatch, along with all the great nods to the original books and stories.

It even gets better, with a logically expanding story that covers the detective’s rise (and fall) as a celebrity, and his final confrontation with James Moriarity, wonderfully played by Andrew Scott. This is one of the best tv shows I’ve ever seen. It’s got all of the flair of a great literary adaptation, with the tension of a procedural thriller like “CSI” or “24.” Amazing stuff.

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My review of “Sherlock” Season 1.

While other 14-year-olds were successfully chasing girls, I was wearing a hat from London and trying to learn Sherlock Holmes’ deduction techniques.  This is a thing.  This is a thing that happened.  Anyway, here is the review I did a couple of years ago when I first saw England’s “Sherlock.”  I was slightly enthusiastic in my praise.

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This … this is a *TV* show?! One episode of Britain’s “Sherlock” is more entertaining than most feature films I’ve seen lately — thanks to high-production values, and incredibly good acting, writing and directing. The first “season” (the Brits call them “series”) is easily a perfect 10.

To give you an idea of how good a show this is, I was hooked on it in under five minutes. (I can’t even say that about “Battlestar Galactica,” which took me a couple of episodes.) I was at a friend’s house and saw Holmes’ first confrontation with his arch-nemesis and apparent equal, James Moriarity in the closing minutes of the final episode. After seeing other bits and pieces (I had stuff going on that night), I renewed my Netflix Streaming subscription just to watch the whole show.

A caveat – I’ve been a Sherlock Holmes nerd since before I was even a sci-fi nerd, and that’s a looooong time. I was introduced to the short stories (and various film adaptations) at age 14 by a bibliophilic uncle, and I was a nut for it. It honestly isn’t as pathetic as it sounds – people who’ve never read the stories don’t really know how dark they were. Holmes fought monsters, assassins, poisonous snakes, and the goddam KKK. Sherlock Holmes was never Miss Marple. People don’t realize that. I even had a genuine deerstalker cap from London, and tried to practice the deduction techniques that Arthur Conan Doyle described in his stories. I sucked at it. (Okay, maybe all this actually is pathetic.)

But this show is awesome, seriously. Benedict Cumberbatch is a great actor, and is perfect as a younger Holmes transplanted to modern London. He has the look (and height) of the literary character, and a great voice for him. The (fantastic) script for the show can’t lend itself easily to line delivery — lots of exposition and jargon that need to be delivered quickly and naturally, but with enough interest and enthusiasm to arouse interest in the viewer. Cumberbatch is terrific. He doesn’t stumble once. And his rapid line delivery (coupled with a lot of fast directing) keeps the momentum going in a show that can easily get bogged down in jargon and detail. Martin Freeman (is this the same guy playing Bilbo in “The Hobbit?”) as Watson is also perfect as an exasperated, everyman foil.

Again, the writing is damned good. Basically, you’ve got all the magic of the original stories (including countless Easter eggs and homages), combined with a police procedural like “CSI,” with a darker tone that reminded me a little of “24.” (Any show that reminds me of “24” is automatically good.) The plot and character dynamics actually remind me of “The X-Files.” Each episode features ordinary people as minor characters, thrust into a violent mystery. They’re then aided by two protagonists – one with unusual investigative methods, and one a straight-man foil with whom the viewers can identify.

The directing reminded me of Steven Soderbergh, which is also a very good thing.

My only quibbles are almost negligible. One, I do remember the Holmes from the stories as being a reasonably nice guy. (Or at least my teenaged mind read him that way.) He was aloof but ultimately kind. And films like “The Seven Percent Solution” (1976), the amazing “Murder By Decree” (1979), and “Young Sherlock Holmes” (1985) conveyed this well. Here, Holmes actually doesn’t seem terribly nice. He visibly cares nothing for the victims of crimes, and is a “consulting detective” only for the intellectual stimulation. Holmes describes himself as “a high functioning sociopath.” He tells Watson he doesn’t bother with empathy or compassion because they simply don’t help him solve the crime more quickly. Watson calls him on this a few times, in scenes that were meant to bring depth and moral ambiguity to the character.

Well, that’s fine … it seems like good screenwriting. But it does present the writers with a question: if Holmes is truly a sociopath … why is he not Moriarity? I got the sense that if Holmes were questioned, he would probably reveal himself to be a moral nihilist. (It’s possible I read too much into things.) So … why isn’t he a bad guy? Why does Watson even trust him? Why not perpetrate the crimes instead of solving them?

My other quibble is also small – the musical score. Here we have a great example of a dark TV show. And yet … Holmes’ theme throughout the episodes is … a charming little ditty. I think that’s a harpsichord playing. Whatever – it hampers the mood and tone, and I hope they get rid of it for the second season. But it’s not a big deal. I actually found the theme music for “The X-Files” pretty annoying early on, but it never prevented me from enjoying the show.

Quick note – a “season” here is only three episodes, each of which is an hour and a half, so anybody buying the DVD should keep that in mind.

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Happy Jill Valentine Day!!

It’s the holiday dedicated to the most incorrigible cop of the “Resident Evil” universe.

As this is her special day, we’ll set aside our lingering confusion and disappointment at how she has long, blonde hair in “Resident Evil: Retribution,” and at how she is apparently … a BAD GUY!?  Fighting Alice?!  Somewhere along the line, those movies lost me …

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My review of NBC’s “Revolution”

Blogging some of my past tv reviews from Facebook — this was my lukewarm response to “Revolution.”  

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The pilot of “Revolution” (2012) gets the high-concept sci-fi series off to a really good start — it’s smart, interesting, and it’s got a pretty original premise. (This is not a story about an electromagnetic pulse – the globe loses all electricity because of some other unexplained phenomenon.) I’d give it an 8 out of 10.

There’s a nice amount of pathos and action, including a clever use of a bottle of liquor in the pilot. There’s also some really good special effects depicting a post-apocalyptic world. (I can’t tell what is CGI and what is a matte painting, but it all works.) The script is damned good, including an awesome surprise at the end that I never saw coming, but which makes perfect sense.

Two things worry me about the show’s chances for success. One, the premise is interesting … for a miniseries. Or for one season of a television show. Or for maybe two seasons. After that, can we really remain interested in watching an agrarian society? Wouldn’t it just basically be “Game of Thrones” with a few firearms thrown in and a lot of obsolete machines lying around?

Two, this is a character-centric “soft” science fiction show with an overarching mystery, obviously inspired by the success of “LOST.”. Which is awesome. Except, since “LOST,” shows like that rarely survive long on network television. “V” was deservedly short-lived, as was the superior “Flash-Forward.” Yes, “The Walking Dead” is a big hit, but that’s really more an episodic horror show, and it’s free to do more things because it’s not an a major network. For whatever reasons, programs like “Revolution” just don’t seem to last very long.

By the way – if anyone recognizes the Dad, and can’t remember where they know him from … the actor’s name is Tim Guinee. He played the unfortunate hospital orderly in “Blade” (1998). That was bugging me like crazy until I looked it up.

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Seen yesterday in Virginia:

1)  Potomac Mills Mall.  Who says Southerners can’t form crowds?

2)  Rush hour traffic on I-95.  DEAR LORD!!!  It’s like Virginia’s answer to the Long Island Expressway!!

3)  Guapo’s!!  They don’t have them in New York!!!  The last time I went to Guapo’s was when I was in my 20’s and was hanging out with Sanjeev Malhotra!!

4)  Nice people.  I will never get over how polite and accommodating the average citizen is here.  I am not this nice — do they see me as an ape by comparison?

5)  A “Smoke Court.”  What is that — a court where smokers are tried?  Or … is it a fancy outdoor area where people can smoke?  Is there also a “Drink Pavilion” or “Toke Arcade?”

Have a happy one!!!

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I DOGSAT TODAY!!!

Black Lab that crashes into people, just like in my novel.

No murderous government agencies, though.

My review of “Resident Evil: Retribution” (2012)

Blogging my past film reviews from Facebook …

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I’m sorry to have to say it, but “Resident Evil: Retribution” was disappointing — and that says a lot coming from a nerd who really loved this series when many others hated it. Even I can concede that, with this fifth installment, these movies have “jumped the shark.” I can really only give this a 5 out of 10, and that’s probably generous.

Honestly, I had a hard time following what I just saw. Wesker is … a good guy now? Or maybe he’s a bad guy. Are the monsters real, or are they “Westworld”-type robots, or “Star Trek”-style holodeck creations? (There’s a distracting over-arching sci-fi plot device that I won’t bore you with.) Why can the zombies shoot machine guns? Who is Ada Wong? Why is she dressed like Jill Valentine?

This is really just a confusing, cobbled-together pastiche of the superior preceding movies. (And … apparently the original videogames.) Even relatively simple things like makeup effects weren’t all that good.

There were two things that I liked. First, the fight choreography is great as usual. (Although even I know that it’s a bad idea to deliberately wrap a chained weapon around your own neck during a melee.) Milla Jovovich (who is always great, if you ask me) is a great physical actress.

Second, the CGI-rendered “licker” monster was damned good.

Beyond that, there’s not much more to say. If you’re hitting Redbox, I’d suggest renting “Total Recall” instead.

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“Ozymandias,” by Percy Bysshe Shelley

Ozymandias

I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
`My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away”.

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My review of “Red Dawn” (2012)

Blogging some of my past movie reviews from Facebook.  As you will see, I am the rare individual who liked the “Red Dawn” remake.  ++++++

WOLVERIIIIIIIIIIIIINES!!!!

I’m sure I’m in a very small minority here, but I was quite happy with this year’s remake of “Red Dawn.” (Man, you should see the HATE for this movie over at imdb.com.) I’d cheerfully give it an 8 out of 10.

It’s not “Citizen Kane.” The plot and characters are thin, and maybe not every member of the cast is the next Anthony Hopkins. And of course no film can really recapture the heart and (possibly pathological) violent escapism of the classic 1984 original. But it was still a good movie with decent amounts of tension, action and fun nods to the original. And Chris Hemsworth does just fine as an actor.

QUESTION. I have precisely zero experience with all things military, and I’m querying those who do. Let’s say one first-world or second-world country invades another, and there are no factors such as racial, ethnic, or religious hatred – and the invader has a professional military (as with Russia or North Korea). Wouldn’t they try NOT to just randomly kill civilians? (This was a centerpiece of the 80’s original – the Soviet antagonists shoot up a high school.) It just seems to me that an invader would want to coerce and subdue an invaded populace. If they just start shooting people willy-nilly, doesn’t that make it more likely the populace would either flee or fight back?

That just always bugged me. Do I analyze things too much?

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