I was hiking around Locust Grove, Orange County, in the perilous land of VIRGINIA. The Internet, and even DVDs, weren’t a thing yet. In my day, people had to AIMLESSLY WALK LONG DISTANCES just for fun.
It wasn’t pleasant; holy crap. I was even wearing red shorts at the time.
There are two morals to the story:
1) Never trespass, but especially at farms.
2) Hiking is bad for you. Stay home and watch TV.
Friends kept calling me “The Bull Runner” in college. I made it a point to eat burgers at the school cafeteria every day, because Karma’s a bitch, Baby.
Eric Robert Nolan, Author 