Donald Trump is basically the planet Jupiter — a bright orange, cold, gassy giant.
(I worked hard on this joke. Because science and stuff. Somebody please do better than the Hillary-is-Uranus rebuttal we’re all expecting.)
[UPDATE From author Jeremy Ghea: “Bernie is Pluto. Everybody loves Pluto and the ruling body tried to deny him.” 😀 ]
Eric Robert Nolan, Author 