Hence that first picture (of a hole in the ground). I swear to you that I almost stepped in it and broke my leg. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again — you people have no idea what I go through to bring you these pictures.
What kind of burrow is that, anyway? Gopher? Wolverine? Badger? Why do I want so badly for it to be a badger burrow? Is it because badgers are cool, and I haven’t seen one yet in Virginia? Is it just the alliteration and consonance of “badger burrow?” Wouldn’t that make a great name for a roadside bar or restaurant? I’m rambling again.