I should bill you for these jokes.

Pal: “These ducks deliberately walked in front of my car and refused to move. They stared me down even when I drove up really close and honked, whereupon they SHOOK THEIR HEADS at me. I finally had to back up and go around. ‘Humiliated by ducks’ is not really how I saw the day going.”

Me: “Sounds like you were the victim of some pretty fowl harassment. And that one bird facing you looks like he has zero ducks to give.”


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