Yeah, turns out I was next up on the dance card for this colossal prick of a pathogen. I had a positive reading on an antigen test tonight. (If you haven’t ordered your free tests from the federal government, you should do so. It’s quick and easy.)

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Fun fact — did you know that most biologists agree that viruses are not technically “alive?” Sure, they can replicate and adapt to their environment, but they can’t do things like grow, or produce their own energy, or remain internally stable (homeostasis). So they can’t actually pass the basic criteria for what scientists consider “life.”

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So, if you think about it, I and my fellow Covid-afflicted Americans are fighting zombies.

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Please … do what you can not to catch this and subsequently spread it further. Be a Rick Grimes and not one of The Whisperers.

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