If a group of cows is called a herd, and a group of crows is called a murder, then a group of nerdy reading glasses is called a … syllabus?

A calculus course?

An AV club?

(If anyone gets offended by this, it’s worth noting that these are MY reading glasses.  Yeah, I buy ’em in bulk.  I’m HARDCORE.  ALL MY SONNETS ARE *GHETTO,* YO.)