If a group of cows is called a herd, and a group of crows is called a murder, then a group of nerdy reading glasses is called a … syllabus?
A calculus course?
An AV club?
(If anyone gets offended by this, it’s worth noting that these are MY reading glasses. Yeah, I buy ’em in bulk. I’m HARDCORE. ALL MY SONNETS ARE *GHETTO,* YO.)