This pun was a Holmes run.

Chatting with a pal on the phone tonight, and there’s this audibly vicious dog with a terrifying, thunderous bark going nuts next door to her. It sounds like it’s the size of a Buick.

Her: “That dog does this every night. It is such an asshole.”

Me: “It’s the Hound of the Asskervilles.”

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